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Some people like to get ahead, if you're one of these people, please start preparing for the workshop by registering yourself in the following websites:
Note: We're asking you to register beforehand because "knowledge on how to register an email account" is the ONLY pre-requisite for the workshop. We can save a lot of time if you do this BEFORE the event.
a. Google Gmail
b. Google Adsense
-- Important! Enter their actual real names and mailing address because this is where your money will be sent.
c. The AutoResponder that the Big Marketing Gurus Use
---This is the autoresponder/shopping cart. TIP: Signup for a TRIAL account that costs 160 pesos ($ 4). We are required to signup for this service because we will be using this during the workshop. You will be asked to enter your credit card details. This is how small your investment needs to be to start earning from your "customers". Customers? We'll teach you how to get those too.
d. Google Pages
e. Blogger (use your gmail account here)